The portfolio of a 20-something northerner that sounds like the lad in the boozer who complains about the pundits on Super Sunday not being good enough but being completely unable to say why. Everyone has an opinion and experiences with football and I’m in the large pool of people who’ve grown up with, fell in love with, and have their lives ruled by football. These are the scattered ramblings and insights of a football fan that are similar to thousands of people nationwide.

What can you expect from my articles? I like to think of my articles like the passing of a deep lying midfielder in his golden years. Some posts are long, some short. Some are good, some are bad. Most of them go straight out of play but the occasional one lands at the feet of a swashbuckling wingback and what happens from there is out of my control. Anyway, sit back, stick the kettle on and have a little read. What’s the worst that could happen?